Paltrow To Play Kidman's Wife

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Gwyneth Paltrow is putting her quest to become the next Martha Stewart on hold long enough to portray the wife of post-op transsexual Nicole Kidman in Tomas Alfredson's The Danish Girl.

Yes, Nicole Kidman as a tranny (typecasting if I ever saw it) and Gwyneth Paltrow as his/her wife. Charlize Theron was originally going to play the wife, but she must've realized that playing anything opposite Kidman as a tranny had second-fiddle written all over it.

Paltrow, on the other hand, doesn't mind playing second-fiddle to Nicole Kidman. Or fourth-fiddle to Robert Downey, Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansson as she will be doing in Iron Man 2.

One thing's for sure: when Gwyneth shows up on the set, she will have a clean colon.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Two ice queens in love, how romantic.

This movie will have no chemistry at all.

Anonymous said...

hits are at an all-time low

hit the delete button

ronnie said...

Hey Anonymous, why do you keep coming to the site? Just want to keep his hits up, I guess. How thoughtful. Well, I'm sure Crabbie appreciates it.

As for this movie, the jokes just kinda write themselves, don't they?