Gwyneth Paltrow is putting her quest to become the next Martha Stewart on hold long enough to portray the wife of post-op transsexual Nicole Kidman in Tomas Alfredson's The Danish Girl.
Yes, Nicole Kidman as a tranny (typecasting if I ever saw it) and Gwyneth Paltrow as his/her wife. Charlize Theron was originally going to play the wife, but she must've realized that playing anything opposite Kidman as a tranny had second-fiddle written all over it.
Paltrow, on the other hand, doesn't mind playing second-fiddle to Nicole Kidman. Or fourth-fiddle to Robert Downey, Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansson as she will be doing in Iron Man 2.
One thing's for sure: when Gwyneth shows up on the set, she will have a clean colon.
Paltrow To Play Kidman's Wife
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 11:36 AM
Labels: Charlize Theron, Gwyneth Paltrow, Martha Stewart, Mickey Rourke, Nicole Kidman, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson
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Two ice queens in love, how romantic.
This movie will have no chemistry at all.
hits are at an all-time low
hit the delete button
Hey Anonymous, why do you keep coming to the site? Just want to keep his hits up, I guess. How thoughtful. Well, I'm sure Crabbie appreciates it.
As for this movie, the jokes just kinda write themselves, don't they?
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Paltrow is ugly. Success of a film due to a beautiful girl.
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