Studmuffin Hugh Jackman has been booted as Oscar host after one year, and will be replaced by banjo-playing grandpa Steve Martin and crazed liberal child-verbal-abuser Alec Baldwin.
"We think the team of Steve and Alec are the perfect pair of hosts for the Oscars," said show producers in a statement. "Steve will bring the experience of having hosted the show in the past and Alec will be a completely fresh personality for this event."
Fresh personality? How about psychotic personality? Is there any chance of Baldwin getting through the event without going off on Bill O'Reilly and/or ex-wife Kim Basinger?
Actually, that could be entertaining. Not the rant itself but the sight of Baldwin's head getting purpler and purpler and the foam spewing out of his mouth. And him clutching his chest and collapsing into a twitching heap on the stage.
And Steve Martin distracting everyone from Baldwin's myocardial infarction by breaking into a banjo solo.
Eh...I'd still rather just look at Hugh.
From Stud To Duds
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 2:04 PM
Labels: Alec Baldwin, Bill O'Reilly, Hugh Jackman, Kim Basinger, Steve Martin
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5 comments:
I love me some Alec Baldwin.
Hugh is more fun to look at. On a side note, just get a tv that has 3 HDMI slots in it so all your gadgets will fit. Doesn't this blog take PayPal? I'll donate fiddy cent to this cause, lol
myocardial infarction...moribund You're making me drool Crabbie.
I'd rather Hugh tugh. See I what I did there?
I have never understood the appeal of the Oscars. I don't know why anyone wants to watch a bunch of overpaid people pat themselves on the back for three hours. The only thing I watch is the "Fashion Police" after the show is over.
Hugh is fab. But Alec is hilarious and Steve Martin will be good too. I may actually watch it just to get some good LOL's
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