A Russian-language trailer for Angelina Jolie's forthcoming thriller Salt has bubbled up from the great frothing mire of the internet. Yes, this is the movie that was supposed to star Tom Cruise until someone decided the story would be better if the lead character had a vagina and a pair of juicy tatas. Tom doesn't have juicy tatas.
A Dash Of Salt (That's Why I'm The Best)
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
A Russian-language trailer for Angelina Jolie's forthcoming thriller Salt has bubbled up from the great frothing mire of the internet. Yes, this is the movie that was supposed to star Tom Cruise until someone decided the story would be better if the lead character had a vagina and a pair of juicy tatas. Tom doesn't have juicy tatas.
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 3:19 PM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise
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This movie looks horrible and who is that SLUT in the lead female role?
Angelina sucks. Her rendition of Olympia was shit. I have heard better accents from crack whores on Main street.
I don't even think she's that hot. Her fucking fingers, long ass arms, alarmingly skinny legs and bat-shit craziness is enough to kick her ass to the curb. Her movies are all the same plot with different wardrobe and fuck partner.
Bitch needs to go babysit her brood and spank Brad.
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