Blair Witch Revisit

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Eduardo Sanchez, one of the makers of the original Blair Witch Project, says that after years of trying to escape being "the guy who made Blair Witch," he is ready to embrace his crappy-horror-movie legacy and do a Blair Witch 3.

If only someone will let him.

To that end, Sanchez says that he and co-BWP-creator Daniel Myrick have walked the old Blair Witch grounds seeking inspiration, and come up with something they're ready to sell.

"We're at the step where we're about to pitch to Lionsgate, which owns the movie rights now," Sanchez said. "It's pretty much up to them. They can completely squash it or greenlight it."

In the wake of Paranormal Activity aka Blair Witch 2009, Sanchez and Myrick probably feel now is the perfect time to revisit the one good idea they ever had, and try to resuscitate their careers.

I say I would rather drink a giant mug of paint thinner and chase it with liquefied rat dung than sit through another 90 minutes of bad actors blowing snot into a hand-held camera being operated by a palsy victim. But that's just me. And most of the world.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...90 minutes of bad actors blowing snot into a hand-held camera being operated by a palsy victim."

Fuck Crabbie, you're scary sometimes - those were almost exactly my words when I was asked what I thought of the movie when it first came out.

All I remember about that movie is the snot droplets hanging out of the chick's nose. That's all I could see, all I could think about. Was there a witch in the movie? Was it scary? I don't know - all I do know is that the chick had snot droplets hanging outta her nose the whole time.

Anonymous said...

No one will let them do a BW 3 after the huge bomb that was "Blair Witch: Book of Shadows."

Anonymous said...

The actress who played the main female character said later she wished there were not so many shots of her with snot all over the place and was embarrassed the image had become so well-known. No wonder.

cupcake said...

I remember watching it on DVD with my friend, waiting for the scary part which never happened.

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It will not succeed in reality, that's exactly what I think.