Things That Make Me Want To Kill: The Snuggie Sutra

Friday, October 23, 2009

A website has been launched to help people who aren't creative enough to think up their own Snuggie-related sex positions. Yes, The Snuggie Sutra.

Example: The Papoose (illustrated above) - He wears the Snuggie on his back and gathers it around her as he carries her. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to carry anywhere, but right here seems just fine.

Never mind the fact that the majority of Snuggie owners are too fat and brittle-boned to have any hope of accomplishing such an act without injuring and/or smothering each other.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've been spank'n the snuggie monkey for years.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking about drinking bleach to eliminate these visions from my eyes and mind.

Jennifer said...

Well its better than dressing up as a clown.