Random Celebrity Convergence: McCartney And Gwyneth

Monday, October 05, 2009

Gwyneth would be great for McCartney. You know how he likes those skinny, veggie-fart-reeking, cause-supporting insufferable bitches. If he paid her enough, you think she'd consent to having her leg hacked off? Then she'd be perfect.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

her bff is Stella McCartney, his designer daughter. That explains their close proximity and at a fashion show as well. No biggy.

Gwyneth Paltrow said...

Yes, Stella and I are friends. We like to go to orphanages and have the orphans rub a mixture of seaweed, dog poop, and llama spit on our faces. It rejuvenates the skin. You can read all about it in my newest GOOP. Also, it is a kind deed, because Stella and I generously pay the orphans 5 cents for their services. Don't spend it all in one place, you adorable little dirty commoners, you!

Heather (stumpy) Mills said...

Gwyn, stay away from him or I will beat you with my vegan artificial leg

Anonymous said...

He might be sorta long in the tooth, but he is still SOOOoooo damn cute. She's a snooze.

Anonymous said...

Another stupid blonde.
Sorry Linda.