Gwyneth would be great for McCartney. You know how he likes those skinny, veggie-fart-reeking, cause-supporting insufferable bitches. If he paid her enough, you think she'd consent to having her leg hacked off? Then she'd be perfect.
Random Celebrity Convergence: McCartney And Gwyneth
Monday, October 05, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:16 PM
Labels: Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul McCartney
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her bff is Stella McCartney, his designer daughter. That explains their close proximity and at a fashion show as well. No biggy.
Yes, Stella and I are friends. We like to go to orphanages and have the orphans rub a mixture of seaweed, dog poop, and llama spit on our faces. It rejuvenates the skin. You can read all about it in my newest GOOP. Also, it is a kind deed, because Stella and I generously pay the orphans 5 cents for their services. Don't spend it all in one place, you adorable little dirty commoners, you!
Gwyn, stay away from him or I will beat you with my vegan artificial leg
He might be sorta long in the tooth, but he is still SOOOoooo damn cute. She's a snooze.
Another stupid blonde.
Sorry Linda.
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