Dear God: I don't believe in you, but not believing in someone never stopped me from asking them for things before. So, I am asking you - no, begging you - to break up Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Your old nemesis Satan has brought these two together for the express purpose of DRIVING ME INSANE and IT IS TOTALLY WORKING and I NEED SOME DIVINE INTERVENTION NOW OR I AM GOING TO LOSE IT AND START SHOOTING UP CHURCHES. Yes, I am threatening you now God. If you don't break these two up, or kill them, or pack them off to some parallel dimension filled with lame, useless stars, I will begin wiping out your followers. I know I will eventually be shot down myself but I will make sure to take out a whole bunch before I go. And it WILL BE YOUR FAULT GOD YOU HEARTLESS SON OF A WHORE MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD COCKEATER!
Pure Evil
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 5:21 PM
Labels: God, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, Satan
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I hear Kathy Griffin's looking for a roommate for eternity in Hell, Crabs.
You interested?
(or was it Kathie Lee Gifford?... hmmm, oh well.. hee)
just breathe Crabbie...they can't be worse than having to compete with Queen of all Media in blogworld can they?
The Queen OAM has his own record label now did ya hear? See...there are worse things than Katy and Russell! Feel better now?
Sorry, Crabster, you just lost my respect with that post. :/ It was just...uncalled for.
Shit Crabbie, you lost that guy's respect, it was uncalled for.
You called his imaginary friend some names he didn't know about, I guess. Give him an imaginary apology. Or not.
So, yet again. I think you dost protest too much. Whats the f'g deal with this? If I didnt know better I would think you are totally obsessed & jealous. Are you? Get over it. Russell doesnt want your meat. He likes chicks...
Also, I think it's really cool the way little boys get to see other little boys naked in swimming pool changing rooms. Me and my other retarded atheist friends like to watch them through the windows from the bushes outside.
All hail Gary Glitter.
(Gary Glitter is my God. I pray to him.)
Don't you threaten me Crabbie. I will strike you down with a lightning bolt. You better stay inside next time there's a thundershower! BOOM!
OMG!! Katy ROXZORZ teh bad boyz!!111
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