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Monday, October 26, 2009

A certain amount of outrage has been voiced over Miley Cyrus's 9-year-old sister Noah donning the above outfit and appearing in public. Frankly, I've come to expect such flouting of all the rules of decency and am no longer shocked. I'd rather focus on the fact that Noah Cyrus even exists and is apparently already being shoved into the limelight by her disgusting, money-hungry parents. One Cyrus skank polluting the mass media waters is already too many; a second is an affront to the cosmos.

And who the hell names a girl child Noah anyway? That's a name for a godly ark-builder in a silly old Jewish parable, or a character in The Grapes of Wrath who has his brain squashed by his own father at birth and winds up falling in love with a river.

7 comments:

Nimby said...

She's going to become the pinup girl for pedophiles everywhere, though she's not much of a looker. I'm sure there's plastic surgery on the horizon.

Joe Simpson said...

That's the spirit, Billy Ray! Teach your daughters young! There is nothing wrong with thinking your daughter dressing as a skank is hot. Ooooh Jessica...

Anonymous said...

I thought you were only going to comment on real movie stars!

Anonymous said...

They are good Christian girls. Come on. They can wear a halloween costume and look like skanks but as long as a crucifix is part of the coatume...all is good...right fundies?

Danny said...

What's more shocking here? the fact that she's tarted up like this, or that she's so ugly? Apparently pedos have crappy taste beyond just the fact that they're pedos.

Anonymous said...

8:53 you hit the nail on the head. Fuck all those Christians who think that as long as you say "I read the Bible!" it means you can do whatever idiotic things you want to and not be judged. I don't give a shit if this girl reads the Bible 24 hours a day; she looks like a skank and her parents should be shot.

nobody said...

No comment, don't want Chris Hansen crawling up my ass.