Outrageous Charges

Dr. Phil has been sued by a woman who claims that, when she was his patient, the noted fake shrink kidnapped her, fondled her, brainwashed her and forced her to live in a small room with a naked man.

And she's upset about that? Sounds like a hell of a fun weekend to the Crabster.

The woman, 56-year-old Shirley Rae Dieu, also accuses Phil of subjecting her to "edited tapings depicting her as a different personality other than her own." I guess that's her convoluted way of saying she was misrepresented on his show? I wouldn't be too mad about that either were I Shirley. Sounds to me like her real personality isn't something she would want depicted accurately. She should thank Dr. Phil for lying on her behalf.