Jessica Biel is interrupting her successful career as the chick with the great ass who's sleeping with Justin Timberlake to tackle a role in the comedy Fucking Engaged.
Yes, that's the title, Fucking Engaged. Or, F*****g Engaged, by the time the swear-police get done with it.
Not surprisingly, the film is described as a "raunchy comedy." In it, Biel will play an engaged woman who makes a pact with her man to have sex every day until they get married.
Basically, it's a thumb in the eye of traditionalists who think young people should save themselves for after they've officially thrown their lives away by becoming hitched.
Honestly, I don't know why Biel bothers. She can't act. Her movies are awful. She is more famous for having her picture taken than she will ever be for anything she does on the big screen.
She is basically a better-behaved, less-drug-addled, not-prematurely-aging Lindsay Lohan. In other words, irrelevant.
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 7:24 PM
Labels: Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan
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6 comments:
I've had Justin Timberlake's cock in my throat.
You can only wish you were me, you wretched myopic pig's scrotum.
How much you wanna bet theres going to be a shot with her ass in it in that movie.
I mean I know shes got a great ass and stuff but I mean thats not a trademark, thats exploitation.
I can't believe they would call a movie by that title! What is happening to our world!
What the hell is even the point of using that title. They won't be allowed to say the word in advertisements or on movie posters. It's pointless.
There was a movie a few years back called "Young People Fucking". My brother rented it. The clerks at the movie rental place always tell you the titles of your movies when you rent them, I guess to let you be sure you've got the right ones, and the poor clerk didn't know what to say. Finally she stammered, "'Young People...doin' their thing.'" Hilarious.
more irrelevant than irrelevant. how does that work exactly?
I've had my cock up Jessica Biel's ass many times, and let me tell you, it don't matter the bitch can't act. My pork has been in many A-list poop-chutes, but hers is so fine! You're just jealous because, unlike my penis, you will never get within 500 yards of that tight, nasty little dirt road. She gives a whole new meaning to "stick your junk in that box."
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