Brad Pitt was involved in a minor motorcycle accident on Saturday in L.A. Initial reports were that Brad was hit from behind by a pap, but we've since learned that Brad actually caused the accident himself when he hit a parked car while attempting to weave through traffic.
In other words, dumb-ass was asking for it.
Witnesses say Brad acted like a bit of a weenie at the scene. Instead of picking up his bike and riding on, the candy-ass ran into a building and called someone to come get him. A crew eventually showed up to haul the discarded bike away.
Looks like someone's not as much of a leathery bad-ass as he wants us to believe.
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He sounds like one of the "bikers" who used to hang out at the Spike. Harley's all parked in a line out front, go inside and the scene was very foreboding - all the leather, beards, tats, piercings and cigars, the beer and whiskey flowing. But when you overheard their conversations, the bruisers were exchanging quiche recipes. Poof! The illusion was shattered!
Brad Pitt is an illusion, William Bradley Pitt is a dork.
Celebs blame the paparazzi for everything nowadays. Such a stale excuse. Get a new one, celebs.
Dude's a punk-ass bitch whose job is to walk two-steps behind the blood-sucking she-devil and change diapers.
Ha ha ha you called him a weenie! Brad's a weenie! Haaaaa!
I wish he'd have sex with me.
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