Sweat-swappin' sweethearts Katy Perry and Russell Brand took a trip to the famed Pere Lachaise cemetery to pay their respects to Jim Morrison. This is exactly what every phony idiot twat in the world does when they go to Paris. Don't these asshats know that Oscar Wilde is buried there too? And Rossini and Chopin and Proust?
Yeah, you're right - they never heard of any of those people. And anyway it's appropriate that they should only be interested in seeing Morrison's grave. Katy and Russell are, like Morrison, overrated no-talent hacks.
And at least one of them will end up weighing about 300 pounds, and will die of a heart attack in a bathtub.
Further Proof That They Are Lame
Friday, October 09, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:50 PM
Labels: Jim Morrison, Katy Perry, Oscar Wilde, Russell Brand
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7 comments:
And now you've lost the last of my respect. I'm done reading your piece of shit blog. You don't know talent, because you don't have any yourself. You don't have anything nice to say about anyone, no respect for the dead, and don't like anyone but that waste of air Kristen Stewart.
So goodbye asshole.
Oooh Katy is soooo edgy.
They thought they were going to visit Lohan! Oh, that is so wrong.
No seriously, let's hope they don't reproduce.
This blog is great.
and Jean-Paul Sartre...
uhh who's that?
It's your blahhhg, yeah, I got that, but it's not a private journal either.. it's foisted upon the internet-perusing public so with that said fer chrissake EEEnough with the obsessing on Katy & whatsisname. One post per week on the topic of this emesis- producing pair is plenty, tyvm.
5:36 PM and 5:30 PM:
I thought you were leaving?
Don't let the door hit you in the ass....
I's go see Morrisons grave 1st too! Then Oscar Wildes. Looks like maybe Russell has a map of the place perhaps. Makes sense to me. You know, these 2 can spend time together and they are not doing it just to piss you off. They are not untalented and they seem to enjoy being together. I like both of them. Esp Russell. He cracks me up. They are not out clubbing & falling down for attention, they are sightseeing and probably not trying to be noticed. No big deal. I still say you are in love with Russell and therefore, are jelez!
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