Fake-Faced Witch Sells Out Her Friends

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Nicole Kidman testified before Congress that she agrees with the hysterical Hollywood-haters who think movies promote violence, particularly violence against women.

When asked by a Congressional drone whether she believes Hollywood's portrayal of females contributes to their plight, Kidman replied, "Probably," then added, "I can't be responsible for all of Hollywood, but I can certainly be responsible for my own career."

So, basically, Nicole Kidman sat in front of Congress and outed her friends and colleagues as a bunch of evil misogynists who are destroying our culture. Nicole's lucky she's only a woman, otherwise someone might've actually paid attention to what she was saying. And then her career would be toast.

9 comments:

Frimmy said...

lol!!!

Anonymous said...

Did they ask her about the effects of Botox and how it can turn you from being pretty to looking like a wax figure who is melting? Because THAT'S something Nicole would know about.

Anonymous said...

That IS NOT Nicole Kidman!!!

nobody said...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing she's already been told twice.

Anonymous said...

I doubt Nicole's got any friends left in Hollywood by now anyways. People in Hollywood are only "friends" with each other as long as the cameras are rolling and the money's coming in. After that, forget it. Nicole is the queen of box office bombs, so I doubt she's in the position where other Hollywood people want to be her friends anyway.

Jennifer said...

I think she looks better than normal.

Anonymous said...

is that an actual wrinkle on her forehead??

most haunted said...

holy botox forehead

wtf has she done to her face???

www.madrid-3d.com said...

It can't truly work, I think this way.