Question: Which of these useless women did John Mayer have sex with after the VMAs?
Answer: Neither. He was too busy jerking off to a picture of himself in bed with Kanye West that he made with Photoshop.
KANYE WEST THINKS THIS POST SUCKS BECAUSE IT IS TWO WHITE GIRLS. WHERE THE SISTERS AT? ON SECOND THOUGHT, KANYE WANTS TO FUCK KATY PERRY. HE LIKES HIM SOME FINE TITTIES, DON'T MATTER WHAT COLOR.
Useless And Uselesser
Monday, September 14, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 1:03 PM
Labels: John Mayer, Kanye West, Katy Perry, Kristin Cavallari
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2 comments:
You're awesome Crabbie!
Kristin Cavallari has failed at everything she's done (tried to be an actress but nobody saw her movie, tried to be famous for being famous but nobody cared enough to take her picture). How pathetic that she's resorted to being John Mayer's fuckbuddy to get attention.
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