Jessica Simpson is not having us on. Her dog actually did get taken by a coyote.
Yesterday I suggested, in jest, that Jessica should hire professionals to help her find the dog. Well guess what? She actually has hired professionals to help her find the dog.
She has procured the services of something called FindToto.com, which has sent out phone calls to everyone who lives in her vicinity, asking them to help find the dog.
So far, nada.
Jessica has, reportedly, not yet abandoned hope. Even though the dog is surely, by now, little more than a pile of steaming coyote shit.
Jessica thinks Daisy stood a good chance of escaping the coyote because, in her words, "she is fast." She must also be pretty strong, to get away from the coyote's jaws in the first place.
Maybe she thinks the coyote was part of some coyote kidnapping ring? This can't get funnier.
Oh My God, It's Not A Joke
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 1:22 PM
Labels: Jessica Simpson
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It's not funny in the first place. Having hope or pretending to herself to have hope may help her get thru it. Maybe she feels guilty for being right there & unable to save her. I would die. That was a member of her family. It's not funny & never will be.
*Steaming pile of coyote shit is true tho!!! :(
She didn't "hire professionals to help her find the dog" because "professionals" would tell her to give it up and face the truth, she found leeches to siphon $$$ out of her bank account. Doggie done died and became Purina Coyote Feast "Jessica Simpson Signature Series".
Aww, I feel sorry for poor Jess. She needs to face facts though. Her doggy is dead and died horribly.
The only thing funnier would be if the coyote grabbed you Crabbie and ran off. I'm not a Jessica fan either but that poor dog probably died a long, horrible death and that is not funny I'm done with this blog.
Doesn't matter to me if it's Jessica (who bugs the living shit outta me) or anyone else -- it's VERY sad. That's a really cute dog, too. Poor little thing! I can't imagine having to deal with that, it would be awful.
I hate Jessica Simpson, but I'm sorry for her dog. It's not funny.
I feel bad for her. I'd have chased after the coyote and beat it with something until it let go. The poor dog is dead and I hate to think of the death it had. But I can't blame Jessica for being in denial about it. She loved that dog.
whats a matter cruddy...er crabby? Coyote got your tongue? You do realize you went too far this time don't you? Even Jessica haters love dogs.
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