Jolly Fat Man

Monday, September 21, 2009

Kevin Federline's ex Shar Jackson claims K-Fed doesn't give a rip that people now think he is a fat whale as well as useless and a gold-digger.

"The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less," Jackson said at a post-Emmy party.

Other things K-Fed could care less about: Cardiovascular health. Knee pain. Profuse sweating. Being able to see his penis.

5 comments:

K-Fat said...

Laugh all you want, but no one thinks I have a big head any more.

MaryL said...

Things Shar Jackson "could care less about:" grammar. The correct phrase is "...he 'COULDN'T' care less." Jesus. It's like fingernails on a blackboard when I read/hear that.

Anonymous said...

K-Fat! Exactly. Your head looks like a B-B on a beach ball now!
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Britney Spears said...

Y'all sure got fat, Kevin. Did y'all steal my twinkies? By the way, does you have our kids? I haven't seen them in a while and I forget if I'm supposed to be watchin' em or what. I get confused what with all the work I'm doin' on my tour. Lip-syncin' is hard, y'all.

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