It's Called Being Stupid

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Megan Fox thinks she has a mental disorder because she's obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and believes she is going to die young like the famous blonde icon.

"I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe," Megan said. "I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is."

I've pinpointed what it is for you Megan. You ready?

You're a vapid twat.

And my money is on you not dying young. My money is on you living until at least 90 and never shutting up the whole time. And stop joshing us with that stuff about reading books. You think we're that easy to play?

4 comments:

Frimmy said...

Another actress obsessed with MM. Yawn.

Megan Fox's "Vapid" Twat said...

I'm not vapid. I read Chaucer and collect antique thimbles. I even have a degree. The professor she was fucking a while back couldn't get it up so he penetrated her with a parchment he happened to have lying on his desk instead. The stupid bitch forgot to take it out afterwards.

Anonymous said...

What is this obsession starlets of today have with Marilyn Monroe? She couldn't act and she was a slut. What a great role model. Yes, she was beautiful, but hardly the only beautiful woman ever born!

Anonymous said...

Marilyn was at least getting laid by the POTUS - this broad is probably shtupping the paper-boy.