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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Adam Sandler's kid crawled out of its underground lair, ransacked a Goodwill for some clothes and went on a rampage. By the time it was over, 15 Safeways had been cleaned out of lunch meat and juice boxes. Then Sandler's kid made his mistake: he chomped down some peanut butter, which made his eyes swell shut. That's when the SWAT team moved in with their tranquilizer guns.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't that a girl?

Kate said...

That's a girl. Sadie.

Anonymous said...

I imagine Crabbie knows it's a girl and is just taking another dig at her by calling her a "he". It's pretty obvious she is a girl, she's wearing leggings and ballet flats in that picture.

And yes she is unfortunate looking, but that's hardly a surprise. It's not like Adam Sandler is gorgeous.

Martha Graham said...

You never know, the Sandlers could have had a boy, and he wants to be a ballerina when he grows up. You know, like Ron Reagan Jr. did when he was young.

Mabel Leaf said...

I think little Sadie Sandler is cute. Kind of like a miniature Amy Winehouse...but without the tats and the junk sores.

dirtydisher said...

She's a cute little child. Okay. Done here.