Superfetation is when a woman gets pregnant and then somehow conceives a second time before crapping out the first one. This shit is never supposed to happen - thank God or women would be even crankier than they are - but somehow it did, to a redneck named Julia Grovenberg.
If something insane and physically impossible is going to happen, it's probably going to happen to a redneck. Who needs genetics labs when you have Arkansas?
It struck me, after I read this story, that Angelina would be all over this if there were some way to induce it. She would basically just stay pregnant all the time, pumping out one after another. It's cheaper than her robot army idea plus babies are much cuddlier.
Don't Tell Angie
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:30 PM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Julia Grovenberg
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She's just trying to catch up with Michelle Duggar her neighbor
Oh please, dahling Crabbie. Do you think I don't know about this already? I have a team of scientists at my beck and call who are working on a way to help me achieve this. Crabbie dear, you are a silly boy and I am a step ahead of you.
Whats really crazy about this story is that she got laid.
Well, it IS Arkansas. Maybe her first unborn child knocked her up with the second?
I kid. Arkansas is a beautiful state and I'm sure they don't deserve their reputation.
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