The White Paula

Monday, August 17, 2009

From Page 6: Joe Simpson is trying to sell American Idol on the idea of replacing Paula Abdul with his dumb-ass daughter Jessica. I've barely ever watched American Idol, but don't you at least have to be able to speak in complete sentences to be a judge on that show? Don't you have to know at least a little bit about good singing? Don't you have to be more than a pair of tits hovering a foot above a pair of cut-offs?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are ya' serious? Paula never once completed a full sentence on AI. And I never watch, but her drunken displays are on all the channels! JS would be a good guest judge maybe, thats it. IF she loses her lard ass! And IF she promises to give all the guys a new purse & pair of platforms. Ryan is awaiting an answer from upstairs.

Anonymous said...

BTW: You must not hate Jessica much. This a very good picture of her from about 6 years ago, I think. Way to go Crabs. Nice move.

Anonymous said...

She sucks!. Fact is that she is not smart, not very talented, not well liked or respected, not getting better. Papa Joe just wants to make sure that his paycheck doesn't get axed, and maybe she'll get a date and publicity out of the exposure.

I dare anyone to find one worthwhile quote out of her overhyped ass.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure her comments with consist of "Do you think I'm fat?" and "Boy, I'm dumb, because I'm a girl" and "How come Nick doesn't love me no more?" plus gross borderline-sexual comments about her father which I don't even want to think about.

I hate A.I. so really I shouldn't care if they hire Jessica or not, but I don't want this bimbo to have a job.

Jessica Simpson said...

Ah am gettin' that there job. Paw-paw said so. He said alls ah have to do is have sex with all the men involved with the show. Sounds easy so I wills do it an' make Paw-paw proud.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't need a job. According to Forbes, her fashion line grossed over 360 million last year.

apad 2 said...

Here, I do not actually think this is likely to have success.