Today In Future Cinematic Abortions

The four people who liked White Chicks will be pleased to know that plans are in the works to make White Chicks 2. And yes, the Wayans Brothers are involved at all levels: writing, directing, acting, sucking.

Let's hope the Wayanses take advantage of advances in make-up technology, to create fake white chicks who actually look like white chicks, and not members of a new race created by a mad scientist who combined genetic material from Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton and a naked mole rat. Cause that shit ain't funny, it's creepy.