They Should've Stopped Pissing Off God

I'm pretty sure the gigantic Station Fire, which even as we speak is endangering communications towers on top of Mount Wilson, is the result of God's anger at all the decadence and evil of Los Angeles residents, especially the ones who work in the entertainment industry.

They had their chance to stop pissing off God, but no, they went on producing their pornography. Well they better get their act together quick and find someone to sacrifice and appease the Almighty. I nominate Miley Cyrus. Demi Lovato will do if they can't find Miley in time.