Ryan Jenkins Escapes The Law

Suspected reality TV murderer Ryan Jenkins has escaped the law...by killing himself.

Mounties say Jenkins, who was being sought for the murder of his model wife Jasmine Fiore, was found at room temperature in a motel in some town in British Columbia. The death is being firmly characterized as a suicide.

Jenkins had been on the run since Fiore's body was discovered in a dumpster, sans teeth and fingers. Identification was done via the serial numbers on Fiore's breast implants.

VH1 will be running a 24-hour Ryan Jenkins marathon now. Probably.