George Clooney needs to be more careful around vehicles. Approximately two years after injuring himself and his now-ex-girlfriend The Stripper Whose Name Escapes Me in a motorcycle crash, Clooney's reps say the actor has broken his hand slamming it in a car door.
Believe it or not, there is actually some controversy swirling around this story. The hand was apparently broken a couple of weeks ago in Europe, and the media over there reported that Clooney did it while riding his Harley.
This story is being denied. Evidently, Clooney's people think it would be bad for George's image if folks think he didn't learn his lesson from the first motorcycle mishap.
Actually, telling us he broke his hand in a car door is way more disturbing than telling us he did it falling off his motorcycle. Cause who the fuck slams their hand in a car door and breaks it? Besides retards?
It's Okay, It Wasn't His Patting Himself On The Back Hand
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:30 PM
Labels: George Clooney, Sarah Larson
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Do you think he'd go out with me? Gerald sent me a big poster that said I DON'T LIKE YOU. GO AWAY, YOU FREAK but I think he was probably kidding. Just in case though, I would like a backup famous man to keep me in the spotlight. How about it, George? Promise never to send me a mean poster too, okay?
Gerald? Think you mean Gerard. .
Is that his name? Okay, whatever. I don't really notice or care, I just want him to date me so I can get attention. Oh plus I love him, of course I do, yeah. I LOVE YOU GERALD! I mean, Gerard.
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