It Might Really Be Over This Time

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Sean Penn and Robin Wright are once again divorcing. Reports say Robin filed papers on August 12, stating that both parties have already agreed on custody issues and division of property.

Now all that remains is the drunken 3 AM reconciliation scene, followed immediately by Sean going off to celebrate said reconciliation by getting drunk and nailing a couple of hos.

These two treat marriage like Andy Dick treats crack.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Their divorce lawyers must be very happy people.

Cathy D. said...

they are both cool as shit so fuck you wankstains

Cathy D. said...

seriously

Cathy D. said...

not kidding

Cathy D. said...

blow me

Celine Dion said...

He's dumping her because she won't let him penetrate her asshole with his new Oscar. He lost the old one up her cooch about a year ago and she refuses to let him try to fish it out with the new one anymore.
True story.

Fags.