Dear Idiots...

Thursday, August 13, 2009

To all the mouth-breathers showing up at the town hall meetings with your signs and your yelling and your adorable impotent outrage: Calling Barack Obama "Hitler" won't get you arrested. Calling him a Socialist won't get you arrested. Calling him a pinko Commie negro subversive Muslim babykiller won't get you arrested. In certain parts of New Hampshire, carrying a gun won't get you arrested. But you know what will get you arrested?

Waving around a sign that says "Death to Obama" on one side and "Death to Michelle and her two stupid kids" on the other.

And these people wonder why everyone thinks they're moronic crackpots?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

These people really are teh stupid.

They shrugged their shoulders over a war based on lies yet here we have the govt planning to reform health care and they want to fight it even though when all is said it done the reform may just help to impove their quality of lief.

The come armed with fucking slogans but ask them to explain their fucking slogans they can't.

Death panels? I got news for you wackos...that's a pretty apt decription of insurance companies who right now decide whether you're worthy of that much needed treatment.

Anonymous said...

I hate Republicans so fucking much. They are all insane.