Damage Control, Big Time

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Jon Gosselin must feel like he's losing the image war with Kate. That would explain why, on Tuesday, he visited cancer kids at a hospital in New York.

Must've been a real thrill for those poor cancer-stricken little wretches, seeing Jon Gosselin walk in. "Hey kids look, it's the guy on TV with all the healthy kids who get to run around and eat junk food and live past 13 unless their mom goes crazy and poisons them all!"

I don't know about you, but if I were a cancer kid, and the hospital people told me we were getting a special visitor, and I lay awake all night thinking I was going to meet Johnny Depp or Derek Jeter, and then the moment came and Jon Gosselin strolled through the door? I'd feel a tiny bit gypped.

Of course it could've been worse. It could've been Heidi and Spencer.

6 comments:

Learning2.0 said...

Why? Why do we care? He is sick, his "wife" is sick.. it's all bloody tragic because their children are the ones at risk. They will have to grow up with some strange woman "playing mom" and some strange guy "playing dad" I'm not saying they need to stay together for the kids, but an endless parade of strange faces is not going to benefit the children.

Anonymous said...

Look at that picture! It is really worth 1000 words. It is whats not said that makes this photo the best.

Anonymous said...

What a drunken douchebag. I'm starting to see exactly why Kate was such a bitch to this loser. Anyone who had ONE kid with this guy would go crazy, much less eight.

Anonymous said...

HAHA! The image of the poor kids waiting for someone relevant, and instead getting a useless waste of organs like fuckin' Jon Gosselin. That's rich.

Anonymous said...

I hope he went there and did some activities with the sick kids rather just just expected his name alone would thrill them so much, it would be enough. No kid wants to meet this guy. Poor disappointed kiddies.

Anonymous said...

I love the picture of these two. For Jon his look reeks of drunken desperation, and for the whore librarian, a definite need for attention.