Stories were going around that Brad Pitt had flown into London to shoot scenes as Moriarty in the new atrocious-looking Guy Ritchie-directed, Robert Downey, Jr.-starring Sherlock Holmes. Not so say the movie's producers.
"The report in today’s London Mirror is completely inaccurate," the statement reads. "Brad Pitt is not joining the cast of Sherlock Holmes and we're extremely pleased with the production of the film. As planned, it will be released on Christmas Day, 2009."
What did you expect them to say? "The movie sucks so many different kinds of ass that frankly we got tired of counting. We called Brad and asked him to come save our movie but he just laughed. Now we're pretty much fucked. Guess we've learned our lesson about letting Guy Ritchie anywhere near a movie script."
Brad Pitt Will Not Save Your Stupid Movie
Monday, August 17, 2009
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 1:02 PM
Labels: Brad Pitt, Guy Ritchie, Robert Downey Jr.
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3 comments:
Brad Pitt is hands down the most over-rated "actor" on the planet.
He might be a-ok to look at but as an actor he sssssuuuuuccckkkssss.
Holy moley! He looks sooooo hot in this picture! Ohmigawd! I want him to marry me again so bad! Come back Brad! I am tired of pretending I'm a strong woman and being a good role model for young girls. Oh wait, I never do that, I just piss and moan to magazines about how lonely I am. Oh well, it doesn't matter. COME BAAAACCCCKKKKK BRAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!
Quite useful info, thank you for the article.
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