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Sunday, July 05, 2009

It's nice that Beyonce knows which side her bread is buttered on. We all know bitch can't sing or act. Titties come in handy. It also helps to be fucking Jay-Z. I'd like her more if she seemed to realize how fortunate she is, but she's one of those assholes like Mariah Carey who think God touched them.

4 comments:

Beyonce's Tits said...

She uses us to wank-off Jay Z.

observer said...

I agree she can't sing. Also her crotch is really weird and I wish she'd stop wearing those bodysuit things.

Anonymous said...

It's too bad celebrities these days have to be so hhhhuuuuugggeeee. She's one of those. If they could just try to keep their wits about them, perhaps they wouldn't all end up dead like MJ...

Anonymous said...

I do get "Look at me, God favors me more than anybody, and if I were to touch you, you would die happy" vibe from Beyonce, but I get it approximately 418,793,221 times worse from Mariah Carey. I don't think anybody in music today has a bigger ego than Mariah Carey, not even Madonna.