WTF Mischa?

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

No that is not Peaches Geldof on the right...it is Mischa Barton. Something has gone horribly wrong with her lately...I mean wronger than things are usually going for her, which is pretty wrong.

Mischa claims that her bloated face is the result of having a wisdom tooth yanked out. Yeah okay but what about the hat and the make-up? Since when does dental work turn you into a droog? Start planning the memorial service.

6 comments:

cupcake said...

I thought that was Boy George

Anonymous said...

Is that a glass eye?

Gracie said...

Hypothyroidism. Or coke bloat.

Anonymous said...

bbq, this is so depressing I can't believe we are here. There has to be something that can be done? I am going out of my mind with grief, regret, and remorse. is it really over, for real?

Anonymous said...

Why hypothyroidism Gracie?

Anonymous said...

What Gracie was trying to say was that she looks like she has these symptoms...

Poor muscle tone
Fatigue
Cold intolerance, increased sensitivity to cold
Depression
Muscle cramps and joint pain
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Goiter
Thin, brittle fingernails
Thin, brittle hair
Paleness
Decreased sweating
Dry, itchy skin
Weight gain and water retention
Constipation

See, Gracie thinks of herself as a medical expert, but in the medical community we refer to her as suffering from Hypochondriasis.