Yeah, Jon Gosselin is still hanging out with Michael Lohan. They've been going to Bible class together. This is a special Bible class held in a strip club. The strippers queef the verses. It's really beautiful.
I don't know who I feel sorrier for, Michael for hanging out with Gosselin or Gosselin for hanging out with Michael. Actually, I feel most sorry for the blonde girl. I don't know who she is, but, if she's fucking Michael Lohan, she must be the saddest, most clueless bitch in the world not named Sarah Palin.
Who's The Ho Next To The Other Hos?
Monday, July 27, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 11:06 AM
Labels: Jon Gosselin, Michael Lohan, Sarah Palin
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The strippers queef the verses.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Just how nauseatingly pathetic is Michael Lohan? Will this insidious trail of strung-together-by-strands-of-congealed-menstrual-fluid used tampons glom on to just anybody to keep his preposterous jobless ass in the papers?
I weep for humanity that even a nanosecond of press time is devoted to this cunt.
LOL...love ya, Crabster!
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