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Friday, July 10, 2009

Michael Jackson didn't need Jesus or Buddha or Xenu or any of the rest of them, because he had his Xanax. According to one former member of his staff, the King of Popping was at one point doing 30 to 40 Xanax a night, but other sources say he was down to around 10 by the time he kicked it.

An investigative report by People has revealed that Jackson used to have his attendants get prescriptions in their own names then give him the pills, and that he would often trek out of state to pick up even more of them.

One of Jackson's bodyguards said he participated in the whole operation until seeing Jackson literally fall on his face in a hotel, at which point his conscience wouldn't allow him to continue.

I say about this what I say about all other people who hit the drugs hard: if that's what you need to get you through the day, then whatever. I personally am fine with my coffee and vitamins, but then I'm lucky - I'm not a complete fucking trainwreck.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know this woman, she is all wacked out on some of the same meds MJ was on.. so many pills it's hard to keep track. She needs them just to get up and go out, just to function. I think she takes them due to her life really sucking. She remains in a drugged stupor, or she's out having sex with strangers. Come to think of it she might be bi-polar? I'm not a doctor, but clearly this woman has serious psychological issues, turning to meds to dull the pain, then sleeping around to feel wanted, needed and accepted. She really needs some help.. Being a drugged prostitute is no way to live a life.. RIP MJ, at least his pain is finally over.

Anonymous said...

Crabbie, you would be suprised at how many people are complete fucking trainwrecks. It sounds like Anon 1:40 knows one.

Television Junkie said...

Quit it! Haven't any of you fuckers been watching the news?!


Michael Jackson was a fucking saint.

lia said...

this flies in the face of all the talk about what a good father he was. i'm a mother, and a single parent like mj, and the last thing i would want to do to my kids, since i'm all they've got, is be wacked out on drugs all the time. a good parent cares too much about their childrens welfare to be out of it on drugs all the time. but then again, since he didn't have a good precident to follow in his own parents perhaps his being wacked all the time was his way of preventing himself from wacking his kids all the time.