Way To Go Jess

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Jessica Simpson looks much less fat than she did for awhile there. She's so hot, Tony Romo has to hold down his big hard-on to keep from accidentally spearing Tiger Woods. Or maybe wants to spear Tiger Woods, I don't fucking know.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

No "curvy" gal (and I'm being uncharacteristically kind) in her right mind would wear (clingy!!!) horizontal stripes! It's like she's shouting.. "I'm FAT!!! and PROUD OF IT!!!"

Bitch has lost it.. totally.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 3:23 and I'm a fat ass.

Anonymous said...

In about 6 years, she's going to look like one of those people who need a wall knocked down to get them out of their house.....

Anonymous said...

She's a greasy fat ass who doesn't wash her hair. She looks like shit skank gravy poured on a pile of lumpy mashed shit.

MaryL said...

Speaking of spearing, if I were the greenskeeper, I'd kill that dumpy fucking bitch for wearing 4-inch heels on my fucking golf course! It's SPIKES, bitch, not spike HEELS!!