Jessica Simpson looks much less fat than she did for awhile there. She's so hot, Tony Romo has to hold down his big hard-on to keep from accidentally spearing Tiger Woods. Or maybe wants to spear Tiger Woods, I don't fucking know.
Way To Go Jess
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Posted by Crabbie at 1:26 PM
Labels: Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, Tony Romo
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No "curvy" gal (and I'm being uncharacteristically kind) in her right mind would wear (clingy!!!) horizontal stripes! It's like she's shouting.. "I'm FAT!!! and PROUD OF IT!!!"
Bitch has lost it.. totally.
I agree with 3:23 and I'm a fat ass.
In about 6 years, she's going to look like one of those people who need a wall knocked down to get them out of their house.....
She's a greasy fat ass who doesn't wash her hair. She looks like shit skank gravy poured on a pile of lumpy mashed shit.
Speaking of spearing, if I were the greenskeeper, I'd kill that dumpy fucking bitch for wearing 4-inch heels on my fucking golf course! It's SPIKES, bitch, not spike HEELS!!
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