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Monday, July 13, 2009

Hillary Clinton is out and about again after breaking her elbow in an apparent drunken incident. I can't even begin to convey how annoyed I am by the little State Department badge on the sling. You think Thomas Jefferson would've sported something like that when he was Secretary of State? It's fine to be a doofus, Hill, but do you have to advertise it like that?

4 comments:

edward said...

Sadly, while many of us are on prescription medicine (or smoke pot) few of us are as truly beautiful as she is. I am so ugly my own mom left me in a gas station bathroom.

Like old grandma Fuji-San would say...'ya gotta take the good with the bad."

Helen Thomas said...

The badge is for when the DC Police find her wandering aimlessly around town they will know which building to dump her in front of. She is the Secretary of State in name only, BHO has her marginalized by having Czar's deal with the various hot spots of the world - Mitchell for the Middle East, some other clown for Iraq & Afghanistan, and several others. Now and then she will issue a comment about Lil' Kim in N.Korea, but that's about it. As former opponents, BHO put Biden and Hillary into hollowed-out positions in the administration where they cannot criticize him.

Bill Clinton said...

That cast isn't very sexy. Good thing I got so many chicks on the side.

Anonymous said...

Too bad it wasn't her fucking NECK that broke....