Thought He Was Dead

I honestly thought Jared Leto had died or at the very least moved to Canada. I always think that when some celeb goes months without registering on the radar screen. It's like, "What the hell ever happened to Jared Leto? Did Elijah Wood get revenge on him? Did he finally disappear up Kirsten Dunst's sexy-hole? Did he shave his head and become a fake Buddhist?" Nope, he's still around, looking more like Mark from Roseanne with each passing day.