From Wikipedia: Suicide by cop is a suicide method in which a person deliberately acts in a threatening way, with the goal of provoking a lethal response from a law enforcement officer, such as being shot to death.
This sounds like a perfect description of the way the North Korean Fascist regime is behaving. On the 4th of July they launched a bunch of missiles, clearly meaning to provoke a response, and now they have reportedly begun a cyberwar campaign against the U.S. and South Korea, hacking websites and perpetrating DDoS attacks. Their latest offensive has reportedly resulted in the infection of some 20,000 machines in South Korea, whose data will begin being erased starting on Friday.
Washington and Seoul both say they believe these attacks are being perpetrated by the North Korean government. Of course I suppose it's possible they're wrong - this could just be hackers, maybe trying to start some shit by making it look like the North is responsible - but my money is on the North Koreans being responsible.
If this is their way of going out in a blaze of glory, I suggest we accommodate them before they have the ability to retaliate in any meaningful way. Time to make Pyongyang glow in the dark.
Suicide By Cop
Thursday, July 09, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:24 PM
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I'm sendin Kimmy in North Korea a letter here is a copy of it for you to read, ok?
Can you tell my neighbor to stop conversing with me every time I go outside? I want to wash my car today but that's a long time to ignore someone and it might get weird.
Right... Because the logical answer to cyber terrorism is North Korea.
evil doer.
He had the hots for Madeline Albright when she went there representing Clinton. He was chasing her around the dinner table trying to goose her. And she was giddy as a school-girl, she hadn't been lusted after like that before, or since. In the intervening years they send naked pictures of themselves to each other on their camera phones. But then last year, Lil' Kim had a stroke and his teenie-weenie got a weird kink in it that grossed out Madeline, so she blocked his calls. He's upset and acting out with the missles, nuclear tests and cyber attacks. He wants Hillary to come to dinner now so he can goose her, calls her every day on her cell phone and sends her pictures of his junk. She just says "Are you f**kin' kiddin me??"
I know this sounds paranoid but has anyone had computer problems lately? My computer is going very slow. AND ITS NOT FROM PORN I JUST DOWNLOADED SO DONT EVEN GO THERE!
I think Kim Jon is messing with it. Should I contact the State Department or the C.I.A?
Wow, there is so much effective info above!
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