Skinny Bitch

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Taylor Momsen went to Allegra Versace's birthday party dressed like Allegra Versace. Nice try Taylor, but you'll have to lose about another 50 pounds if you want to be as emaciated and gross as Allegra.

A lot of people have birthday parties, but when Allegra Versace has one, it's really a celebration. "She made it another year!!!" Of course she doesn't eat any of her own cake. Or anything else. Ever.

5 comments:

Twat Yeast said...

Jesus she's ugly.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she looks like she smells bad.

Peen Sweat said...

Yup. I bet she smells like cheese.

Anonymous said...

Awful boots! Look like something out of a movie about Robin Hood.

MaryL said...

Does Allegra only invite anorexics?