Quitter

Friday, July 03, 2009

Sarah Palin has announced that she is stepping down as governor of Alaska, effective at the end of the month. She didn't take questions from the press - a good idea, given her past performance with reporters - and didn't really speak to why she's made this decision, except to say that she thinks she can be more effective "outside government" and is tired of "political blood sport." Sounds like someone has her own talk show lined up.

The timing of the announcement is the curious thing here. July 4th weekend is a notoriously slow news time, and a lot of the top journalists are on vacation. Usually, if you make an announcement around this time, it's because you're trying to sneak it by with as few people noticing as possible. Interesting that Palin would choose to slink away in this manner. Is there some kind of investigation coming up that we don't know about? Did the cops finally find her meth lab?

Did Alex Rodriguez knock up Willow after all?

The funniest thing about this is Palin's line about not wanting to engage in "political blood sport" anymore. Sure Sarah. Until it's time for a presidential run. Phony, phony cunt.

11 comments:

Gracie said...

What is she hiding? It's got to be good. She looks wired. Perfect timing to slink away on a holiday weekend & preceding MJ's memorial circus.

Anonymous said...

She's quitting because Alaska has the biggest budget deficit of all states including California and all hell's gonna break loose... oh and cause she's a dumb cunt

Cathy D. said...

fuck her

edward said...

AND THEN AMERICA WAS SAVED.

Anonymous said...

Nice to know this woman could have been running the country, and gotten bored with it after six months.

Bristol's probably pregnant again or something.

Anonymous said...

Alaska does not have a larger deficit than California. Get your facts straight.

Anonymous said...

I have my facts straight. In terms of percentages, Alaska leads the list at about a 31% budget shortfall. Dollar-wise, perhaps not as much as other states with bigger budgets... excuse me

Anonymous said...

She a cunt. A dumb cunt. And what's with that damn hair??? It must have come in handy if she couldn't carry a purse during the campaign. She could throw her housekeys, lipstick, and tampons into that rat's nest and be done with it. She's a fucking moron!

Sarah Palin's Vagina said...

She won't stop fingering me...

Anonymous said...

I cannot WAIT for you dumb welfare suckfucks to find out why-- this gorgeous, smart and wily bitch has you all in her sights. She will clean the fuck out of this country-- BYE BYE BUTTHEADS!! BYE BYE!!!! "cue SVU music"

Anonymous said...

In addition to my bullshit from 7:22 PM, I'd just like to confirm that the herpes from my mouth has spread to my asshole.