Pretty Pathetic Corey

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Corey Feldman showed up to the Michael Jackson memorial...dressed in a Michael Jackson get-up. Very appropriate Corey. Just like Jackson's oldest kid chewing gum the whole time. At least the kid had an excuse - he's a kid who was raised by a nutcase.

8 comments:

Cathy D. said...

Michael diddles him when he was younger, right? That's what the other Corey said.

FAIL said...

I called that shit!

Anonymous said...

The older boy and Joe Jackson both chewed gum throughout the whole SHOW.
I don't know if I saw actual tears from Paris. She was pretty emotional.

Kate said...

I wonder what the fallout they had was.

Anonymous said...

Did Michael not have many white friends, only John Mayer and Brooke?

Anonymous said...

Corey Feldman is an idiot. The only worthwhile thing he ever did was play Tommy Jarvis in the fourth "Friday the 13th" film. What can I say, it's a cult classic. Gotta love the hippie hitchhiker scene.

Anonymous said...

What's pathetic Crabbie, is that clearly you sat and watched the entire.fucking.thing!

Anonymous said...

@ 12:51 AM - calm the fuck down Corey. Crabbie's entitled to say

WHATEVER

THE FUCK

HE LIKES

about you.


Now go snort a line you washed-up cuntrag.