Noted fat-ass Meghan McCain is running around everywhere promoting her book How to Be an Ignorant Twat and Still Get Treated Like a Credible Commentator by the Media. I'm sure the book is enlightening - in the same way that bashing yourself in the face with a brick can be - but I'm also sure that Hollywood is not exactly crapping its pants at the prospect of making a movie out of it. Silly-ass Meghan, however, is convinced that her story will soon be coming to the Silver Screen, and she's already picked out the person she wants to portray her:
I want Hillary Duff to play me. I think she's really hot - hotter than me - but I'd still want her to play me.
Let's see, Hillary Duff: Blonde...check. Stupid...check. Fat...check. Coked-up...check. Completely useless...check. Sounds like ideal casting. Let's get this shit rolling.
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She must be a really lazy cow. It's not like she needs to have a job and she is unmarried w/ no kids. Almost all of her time is open to work out, yet she obviously chooses not to. At least not that is evident. I wonder if she even owns any exercise equipment. Even if she is too stupid to care about her health, you'd think she'd want to at least look good in her designer clothes. Puzzling.
Wait! I have the PERFECT job for her! She should be Sarah Palin's RUNNING MATE! Don't you think that's perfect???????? What a team!
Hilary Duff isn't fat. Annoying, horsey-toothed, and untalented, but not fat.
They should cast Renee Zellweger as her. Renee could gain a bunch of weight like she did for those shitty Bridget Jones movies. Renee haasn't had much success since the Bridget Jones movies ("New in Town" anybody? Ugh), so she'd probably jump at the chance to do it.
Really? You think Hillary Duff is fat? Sheesh.
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