Madonna Causes Death

One worker is dead and 7 more are in bad shape after a stage they were erecting for a Madonna show in Marseille fell on them. Now the bad news: the show has been canceled! Well, fuck, guess there's no point in me flying to Marseille now. Don't know what I'll use these nose plugs for. Maybe I'll go hang out on a hog farm or stick my face in Sarah Silverman's armpit.