The Joys Of Normal

Friday, July 10, 2009



The other day I got an email from a reader saying I don't talk enough about normal celebs. I'm not sure what one says about a celeb who doesn't make a complete revolting spectacle of themselves, but whatever...I'm willing to try anything. So, here's a post about a celeb who seems pretty normal to me:

Above is a video of Emma Watson appearing on David Letterman. She has a very disarming manner and is quite cute and charming. She has a brain and is going to college. She suffered a wardrobe malfunction at a recent event that didn't involve nip slip or poon flash. I wish she was my little sister or my brother's girlfriend.

Yeah, this sucks. Call me back when the bitch is found babbling in a gutter or riding Gerard Butler's dick.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That reader needs to find a new blog, not try and change yours Crabbie.

-cupcake

crabbiefan said...

Nope - this was great... you summed it up perfectly at the end. hilarious...

SHUTTHEFUCKUP! said...

Above is a video of Emma Watson appearing on David Letterman. She has a very disarming manner and is quite cute and charming. She has a brain and is going to college. She suffered a wardrobe malfunction at a recent event that didn't involve nip slip or poon flash. I wish she was my little sister or my brother's girlfriend.Above is a video of Emma Watson appearing on David Letterman. She has a very disarming manner and is quite cute and charming. She has a brain and is going to college. She suffered a wardrobe malfunction at a recent event that didn't involve nip slip or poon flash. I wish she was my little sister or my brother's girlfriend.Above is a video of Emma Watson appearing on David Letterman. She has a very disarming manner and is quite cute and charming. She has a brain and is going to college. She suffered a wardrobe malfunction at a recent event that didn't involve nip slip or poon flash. I wish she was my little sister or my brother's girlfriend.
Above is a video of Emma Watson appearing on David Letterman. She has a very disarming manner and is quite cute and charming. She has a brain and is going to college. She suffered a wardrobe malfunction at a recent event that didn't involve nip slip or poon flash. I wish she was my little sister or my brother's girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Crabbie. Finally, the Blohan ANTITHESIS. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Anonymous said...

I like it better when you are being creepy