The one Jonas Brother no one cares about - Kevin, I wanna say - has gotten engaged to some tanned skank named Danielle Deleasa.
People says Kevin appeared at the doorstep of Danielle's New Jersey home the other morning, dropped to a knee and popped the question every girl wants to hear, "Would you like me to go down on you every day of your life?" And then he asked her to marry him, I guess cause he figured he should get something out of the deal. Hope the bitch at least knows how to do laundry.
Jonas Brother Engaged
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 2:13 PM
Labels: Danielle Deleasa, Kevin Jonas
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I want to suck his hard throbbing cock until he squirts his hot man juice all over my bastard tits.
Should we start a pool on how long till she gets prego and how long till they divorce after the baby is born?
"The one Jonas brother no one cares about"
Nyah. I don't care about any of them. Neither does anybody over the age of 14.
This cannot really work, I feel so.
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