Jackson Had Diprivan

Friday, July 03, 2009

Law enforcement has discovered the powerful drug Diprivan in Michael Jackson's home according to an anonymous source who would have his heart torn out of his ribcage if anyone found out he talked about this to the press.

Jackson's nutritionist revealed earlier this week that the insomnia-ridden singer had asked her about Diprivan, a substance normally only used in hospitals, and that she had warned him against it. Obviously, he didn't listen to her.

I don't know what the Vegas odds are on the toxicology report revealing that Diprivan killed Jackson, but I'm guessing they're pretty good.

6 comments:

MaryL said...

I thought it was the shot of Demerol that did him in. But really, who cares? What's done is done.

Anonymous said...

well as a nurse I have only used diprivan on patients that are intubated in the ICU. the person who supplied this should out of a medical license

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing the same odds as crabbie participating in a circlefuck tonight with 6 other HIV-encrusted, obese asswads.

Anonymous said...

I really hope this doesn't drag on as long as the Anna Nicole thing. It's bad enough he was a pedophile and my black coworkers are glued to CNN, convinced this was some kind of conspiracy.

-cupcake

Anonymous said...

Further to my post at 9:39 PM, I'd just like to say that I can't make that particular circlefuck as my miniscule penis fell off after I gave it too hard of a tugging in bed last night.

observer said...

cool