I heard Robert Pattinson was messing with my girl K-Stew's heart, so you know what I did? I found that little fairy and kicked the living shit out of him. I was like Sonny beating the bejesus out of Connie's cheating husband. Garbage can to the head, bitch! I was like Kate Gosselin whipping the living fuck out of one of those stupid kids of hers. Nobody fucks with K-Stew!
(disclaimer: I did not kick Robert Pattinson's ass.)
I Kicked Robert Pattinson's Ass
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Posted by Crabbie at 2:08 PM
Labels: Kate Gosselin, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
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First, I'd strip him naked whilst fisting my cunt to a wet, groaning gape. Then I'd grab his fat cock and force my nipple right down his moistened piss-slit. Finally, I'd suck his hard throbbing cock until he blasted his hot man-jizz all over my bastard tits.
nevermind.
Having a gay crush on K-stew Crabbie?
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