I Kicked Robert Pattinson's Ass

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

I heard Robert Pattinson was messing with my girl K-Stew's heart, so you know what I did? I found that little fairy and kicked the living shit out of him. I was like Sonny beating the bejesus out of Connie's cheating husband. Garbage can to the head, bitch! I was like Kate Gosselin whipping the living fuck out of one of those stupid kids of hers. Nobody fucks with K-Stew!

(disclaimer: I did not kick Robert Pattinson's ass.)

3 comments:

Monoxide Skank said...

First, I'd strip him naked whilst fisting my cunt to a wet, groaning gape. Then I'd grab his fat cock and force my nipple right down his moistened piss-slit. Finally, I'd suck his hard throbbing cock until he blasted his hot man-jizz all over my bastard tits.

Anonymous said...

nevermind.

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Having a gay crush on K-stew Crabbie?