Gwyneth Paltrow has released another of her insufferable GOOP newsletters, this one detailing the three week juice diet she recently put herself on as a way of making herself even more obnoxious than before.
"As I write this, I am finishing the amazing three-week-long “Clean” detox program detailed below," Paltrow writes. "Designed by New York cardiologist and detoxification specialist Dr. Alejandro Junger, this program allowed me to work and exercise regularly, something I cannot do if I am on a liquid-only detox.
"I followed it to the letter and I can report that it worked wonders. I feel pure and happy and much lighter (I dropped the extra pounds that I had gained during a majorly fun and delicious “relax and enjoy life phase” about a month ago). I also really enjoyed learning about the incredible health benefits of resting your digestive system, etc. This thing is amazing."
And how much did this shady-sounding Junger clown pay you to write this Gwyneth? Oh, that's right, you're too pure and good to take money in exchange for a "newsletter" that's actually an endorsement. What a fraud.
Her Pee Smells Like Grapefruit
Thursday, July 09, 2009
Posted by Crabbie at 12:15 PM
Labels: Gwyneth Paltrow
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2 comments:
Jesus woman, stop bloody embarrassing me with this newsletter. Can't believe I married somebody who'd talk about this in print. Thought you were supposed to be superior to the rest of the wankers in the US. I mean, that's what you always told me, anyways. Bloody LIAR.
What extra pound bitch?! if you barely eat.. if eating green leafs is eating that is...
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