Domestic Bliss

Gary Coleman's wife Shannon Price - the one he hasn't actually gotten around to having sex with yet - was arrested in Utah last night and charged with domestic violence. Cops say Price became violent at her and Gary's home in Santaquin, breaking stuff but not harming Gary. She has since been released on bond.

So you're Gary Coleman, and your life is already pretty much a miserable disaster, yet you marry a woman who is violent and doesn't want to fuck you, and then refuse to leave her after she shows herself to be a completely heinous bitch? Stop punishing yourself Gary. There was nothing you could've done for Todd and Dana. They were doomed. Like your marriage.