Dang, That TV Antenna's Higher Than Grandma's

Britney's in Paris with the kids getting them some culture. This is them gaping up at the Eiffel Tower. After this they hit the museums, then went down by the Seine to watch the riverboats floating romantically by. What the fuck am I talking about? They didn't do either of those things. They walked around for awhile giggling at all the funny French people then found a McDonald's. People like Britney shouldn't be allowed out of the country. They're the reason Americans have a bad name everywhere.