Is there anything cooler than a paunchy 30-plus soon-to-be-divorced pothead co-ed-fucker who loiters in the street in designer sunglasses with a diamond stud in his lobe and a heater dangling from his lips? Not in my universe.
Can't Stand The Coolness
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 4:27 PM
Labels: Jon Gosselin
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There is absolutely nothing cooler!
There will NEVER be enough alcohol in the world to make THAT any sort of attractive.
10G
My cooter just screamed in terror.
He's not wearing Ed Hardy?!?!?!? OMG! Call the newspaper!
you forgot CHINK. Asians are known to have very small dicks.
tubby fucker
Hes got "dunlap syndrome"
His belly has done lapped over his belt. My husband has this malady too. It's not a good thing.
Rox
Stop calling me black!!!! You "plump" fucks know who you are!
Kettle
P.S. It's me Jon Gosselin using a pseudonym. Just in case you missed that.
I know im fat, but I can promise more than a few of you bitches have muffin top going on. So lets be fair.. and you know who you are.
Also, that vacant-eyed skank Hailey Glassman gave me some nasty herpes all over my crotch and up my asshole.
And now I'm starting to get anal discharge and it's all green and gooey and it looks like I'm shitting snot.
Crabbie, wasn't that pic taken in the Rambles in CP? We know what goes on there, don't we? I've had my feet caught in those branches many a time. I'd recognize them anywhere...
Fucking Tool the new Hip?
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