Can't Stand The Coolness

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Is there anything cooler than a paunchy 30-plus soon-to-be-divorced pothead co-ed-fucker who loiters in the street in designer sunglasses with a diamond stud in his lobe and a heater dangling from his lips? Not in my universe.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is absolutely nothing cooler!

Anonymous said...

There will NEVER be enough alcohol in the world to make THAT any sort of attractive.

10G

Anonymous said...

My cooter just screamed in terror.

Anonymous said...

He's not wearing Ed Hardy?!?!?!? OMG! Call the newspaper!

Anonymous said...

you forgot CHINK. Asians are known to have very small dicks.

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Anonymous said...

Hes got "dunlap syndrome"

His belly has done lapped over his belt. My husband has this malady too. It's not a good thing.

Rox

Pot said...

Stop calling me black!!!! You "plump" fucks know who you are!



Kettle

Pot said...

P.S. It's me Jon Gosselin using a pseudonym. Just in case you missed that.

Jon Gosselin said...

I know im fat, but I can promise more than a few of you bitches have muffin top going on. So lets be fair.. and you know who you are.

Jon Gosselin said...

Also, that vacant-eyed skank Hailey Glassman gave me some nasty herpes all over my crotch and up my asshole.

And now I'm starting to get anal discharge and it's all green and gooey and it looks like I'm shitting snot.

Jim McGreevey said...

Crabbie, wasn't that pic taken in the Rambles in CP? We know what goes on there, don't we? I've had my feet caught in those branches many a time. I'd recognize them anywhere...

Anonymous said...

Fucking Tool the new Hip?

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