Adam Lambert has admitted that he likes dick, is not so high on vagina. He made his announcement in Rolling Stone magazine - which says more about Rolling Stone than it does about him, quite frankly. Adam boasts that he's "proud of his sexuality," which is more than I really ever wanted to know about him. He could've stayed in the closet forever for all I care. Gay or not, he wasn't good enough to beat Kris Allen in a singing contest, and Kris Allen fucking sucks, so what does that say? Get all these American Idol meatheads out of my face.
You Can Get On With Your Life Now
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 1:55 PM
Labels: Adam Lambert, Kris Allen
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WAS THIS REALLY A FUCKING SURPRISE?
AND WHO GIVES A SHIT?
I mean, look at the guy. This is what passes for news??????????
(Or did he fear his 15 minutes were up, causing him to cut to the chase and "come out"?)
Whatev
Wow. I'm dumbfounded. Who saw this incredible revelation coming?
It's 3:00 p.m. California time, and it's still news. I can't freakin' believe it.
He wasn't recently in Thailand, was he???
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